Paleo? Vegan? Kosher?
Keeping up with a demanding diet can be overwhelming. Get your life back by hiring a personal chef who specializes in dietary restrictions!
PALEO DIETERS: Are you overwhelmed keeping up with all the bone broth, no-mato sauce, shank gravy, and home made Paleo staples you need to stockpile for a healthy, 100% Paleo lifestyle?
VEGANS: Are you a vegan exhausted making your own paneer, veggie burgers, and gorgeous healthy dinners that are more than just pasta or a salad?
CELIAC/GLUTEN-FREE: Are you struggling to eat both healthy and gluten free in a world where every gluten free product in the grocery store is full of empty calories and simple starches that are no better than mainlining sugar?
Give yourself the help you deserve by hiring a personal chef!
Customized Meals Prepped and Stored in Your Home
Welcome to a world of customized frozen food, ready made lunches, and heat-and-serve dinners all tailored to your specific tastes and dietary needs.
I literally do everything - plan the menu, do the shopping, cook the food, and clean the kitchen. All you do is enjoy!
Each meal is individually packed and stored with complete reheating instructions so you can enjoy custom tailored meals on your own schedule.
If you're kosher, halal, or gluten free, cooking in your kitchen ensures everything meets your strictest dietary standards with no hazard of cross-contamination.
- Once weekly
- Twice Weekly
- Weekends Only
Plated Meal Service
Cancel your reservations, skip the crowds, and enjoy custom meals tailored to your dietary needs, beautifully plated and served to you at home. Let me pamper you with the professional service you expect from a restaurant without the lines or traffic!
Everyone's meal is fully customizable to meet their dietary needs and/or restrictions while also perfectly fitting the theme for the night. No more stressing over how to feed your paleo, gluten free, and vegan friends. Get back to enjoying a fun night in with all your favorite people!
- Once weekly
- Twice Weekly
- Weekends Only
- Special Occasions
Traveling? Need to impress a date or co-workers? Hosting a special or nerdy event? I can help!
Last Minute Meals
Any time after our initial consultation, you can schedule a Plated Table Service Meal with as little as 2 days notice (as long as I'm not booked!) Or schedule a one-off for a special occasion! I can lay everything out as a buffet or on individual plates then quietly disappear so your date, coworkers, or friends think you made this spread yourself!
If you're kosher, halal, paleo, gluten-free, vegan, or any other specialized diet it can be really hard to find filling, nutritious meals that fit your tastes and needs.
I can prepare and pack food for your travels. If you have an address with someone who can claim the meals, I can ship them overnight (you pay for shipping) so your food will arrive at your destination with no stress about carrying it through an airport.
With trusted, established customers, I can even travel with you and prepare all your meals on-location for yourself, your family and friends, or your clients.
Holidays book up fast! Check early for my Thanksgiving, Christmas, Valentine's Day, and Passover availability.
I'm also available for anniversaries, birthdays, and parties.
If you're nerdy, I can impress your friends with foods straight out of their favorite fandoms! After all, I've written 6 nerdy cookbooks and hundreds of nerdy recipes from dozens of fandoms!
- On Demand (Last Minute Meals)
- One Week Before Departure (Travel Meals)
- By Appointment (Special Occasions)
I am available for major holidays including:
- Valentine's Day
- Game of Thrones & Other TV Series Season Premiers
Major holidays book up fast! If you know you need me, make your holiday reservations ASAP!
How It Works
I'll meet you in your home, survey your kitchen, pantry, and cooking tools, and most importantly sit down with you for an in-depth discussion of your personal health goals, culinary needs, and what flavors you love and hate.
Every week I'll send you a customized menu based on your dietary restrictions and plans. This is your chance to review the menu, ask questions, and make special requests. All changes are due 48 hours before your appointment time.
On the day of your choice, I'll handle the grocery shopping and show up at your door ready to do the food prep, cooking, clean-up, and dishes. You're welcome to join me in the kitchen! I love to teach!
Diets I've Worked With
- Paleo AIP - Autoimmune Protocol
- Strict Paleo (no eggs, no dairy, no grains, no legumes, no exceptions)
- Relaxed Paleo (butter, goat milk & goat or sheep cheese allowed in small quantities)
- Macros for Bodybuilders
- Octo-Lavo Vegetarian
- Gluten Free
- Lactose Free
- Allergy/Elimination Diets
- Everyday Picky Eaters
- Nerdy Special Occasion Treats for SF/F fans (You need a pie shaped like a TARDIS or something deliciously gory for a Walking Dead party? I’ve got you covered!)
- Kosher and Halal versions of everything above
Rates start at $25/hr with a minimum 3 hour commitment.
Special Services or events including 6 or more people negotiated separately.
Hire Your Personal Chef!